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Since Amitabh Bachchan----s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.

NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!

SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.

MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.

JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

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Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,

Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY

There was a black boy all his calssmate was asking him that y your this much black so he was sick of this question one day he found the answer he tell his class mates that cuz when i burn there was no light .

Hi Girls
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Ho jao gay majboor tum bhi kuch is tarha
Ho jao gay majboor tum bhi kuch is tarha
Laila thi pyar may rahjay k jis tarha

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy NEW YEAR
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gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year
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LOTS OF BLESSED WISHES!

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